A ferret goes spastic and misses his jump.
Hit the ball over to your opponents court and onto the sand to score a point.
If you can do this you're a good tennis player.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.
Dedicated players will find anything to play on!
He's lucky to have friends like this...
Somebody had a few too many!