If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
Dedicated players will find anything to play on!
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.
This kid makes himself pass out and then asks what happened after he smashed through a glass table and busted open his face on the floor. Kids!!!
He's lucky to have friends like this...
Somebody had a few too many!
It's like a giant tongue!
He's known as the Lebron James of beer pong.