A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and shell rack your balls.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is...
A ferret goes spastic and misses his jump.
Now that is one crazy shot to win the game!
He gets so excited when tennis is on the tv too.
Everything was going fine until she joined in.
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it...
I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!
Somebody had a few too many!