Some people just don't know how to use a rope swing.
That's a good way to dislocate your leg.
Have you ever wanted to swing through a waterfall without getting wet? Did you even know it was possible?
Your dreams of being a circus star are over.
The moose was in distress and this sergeant had enough balls to help save him. Give him a medal!
How many rotations was that?
At least it looked graceful.
Oh man that looks like fun!!!
Well that didn't go as planned...lol