He wasn't expecting that ninja move.
I suddenly hate my pet goldfish.
Probably the best ending to a movie I ever seen.
It's so bad that I actually couldn't turn it off. I had to watch the whole thing.
Those are some great friends to let their drunk buddy jump through a glass window.
Wow, that's freaky and it looks like it hurts!
This skinny freak was either 900lbs or is part alien.
This is the version I always wanted to see.