Once you rebuild your burnt down garage I would suggest a fire extinguisher.
He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires don't mix well.
Snowmobiles can be dangerous even at low speeds. He messed his back up pretty bad.
Don't harlem shake next to a bon fire unless you feel like getting roasted.
I got not words for this one...
Girls, don't take any lessons from this chick!
Anyone for a well done hand? OUCH!
It's a good bet that this magician's career is over.
Next time turn the rocket around and face it the right way!