Here's a massive compilation of some of the most retarded answers ever...
An Irish man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which...
This is what you call an idiot. Do not try this at home.
Get your mind out of the gutter. The cat seems to enjoy it!
He must have smoked himself stupid.
This guy has a death wish!
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and...
If texting while driving can get you a ticket then what will this get you?
This has the potential to go wrong in so many ways.
That's a good way to lose all your hair.