He refuses to leave his stick behind!
That's the splinter to end all splinters.
That will teach him for trying to eat the bird feed.
Fresh seafood delivered to your door.
Why would you do this to yourself? WTF!
I feel like that should have been in a comedy movie or something. FAIL
Imagine being locked in the back of a delivery truck and getting stuck on the train tracks while you can hear a train coming.
Instead of letting him know, this guy gets a good pic.
Not sure he even felt it.