Why you shouldn't daydream and ride a bike at the same time.
This guy puts on an amazing show. He is truly gifted with insane soccer skills.
Somehow he is survived and is alright.
The first thing you should of been taught was to look both ways before crossing the street. This is what happens if you don't!
Pelé ain't got nothing on this guy.
Take a couple of drunk Russians fighting each other, overlay some Street Fighter 2, and you end up with this epic video.
Oops, gonna need a new street lamp.
Just give me my damn ice cream cone!
A storm causes the street to flood and fresh water eels swimming in the gutters.