This guy cracks his skull. Ouch!

This might be a good time to get out of the house now...

That would be the definition of threading the needle.

or is it...

This professor is stoned or drunk. Never the less, hes on something.

Wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin (real name: Steve Williams) pleaded no contest in November 2002 to a misdemeanor charge of assaulting his wife during a domestic dispute. The numbers on the wall apparently indicate the metric system used by the Bexar County (Texas) Sheriffs office. Austin is about 6 3", or 1.93 meters.