You Pinocchio f***ing nose go mind your own business...
At least it wasn't your leg...
I'm not sure whether to feel angry or sad about this. He's stealing food and diapers.
There is no way this dog is letting you steal his owners bike, especially since he rides it too.
There is nothing left in the fridge after he is done his ninja raid.
I guess dogs will eat just about anything...
Unless you want to come out to a missing car.
I'm willing to bet this guy is still a virgin!
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
He thought he could just break in and walk out with the laptops.