Next time inform your partner when you plan on making your get away.
He was trying to catch the sunset when a seagull swooped in.
Well she knows how to put the car in reverse at least.
An eagle swooped down and stole this man's fish and stripped his reel of all his line.
This 2 year old makes his move and steals his sister's toys during the night while everyone is sleeping.
They can either steal your pool water or let your house burn down. Easy choice!
Dumbest criminal on the planet.