This could have gone a lot worse!
How the hell did he get that stuck in the first place.
I wonder if he's embarrassed?
The moose was in distress and this sergeant had enough balls to help save him. Give him a medal!
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery. Ballsack, Ballsack!
I can't imagine how long it took to set this up.
He knocked the rest of his baby teeth out.
This siberian husky puppy, Mr. Puff, gets his head stuck in a soda carton.
Stop being a wimp and help the damn deer.