You Pinocchio f***ing nose go mind your own business...
Well that sure caught everyone by surprise!
Maybe this clown should think about stealing a belt or some smaller pants first.
An eagle swooped down and stole this man's fish and stripped his reel of all his line.
Unless you want to come out to a missing car.
This woman needs to go leap off a tall building...
Someone better teach this kid how the world works.
Another idiot trying to steal an iPad that is tethered to the counter.