How does a blonde part their hair?
By doing the splits.
Jean Claude Van Damme is known for his epic splits skills in movies like...
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Fail Sauce.
In case you need firewood and don't have an ax.
It looked good until he got to the end.
This is legit because it's Chuck Norris!
These dudes show you how to split drywall in half.
And that's how you win a wrestling match!