Just get straight to the point.
He's not fooling anyone but at least he has swag!!!
That sux for his buddy!!!
This dude has a deathwish. He's selling this thing for a whopping $5,000 if you want it.
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.
How the hell do all those cars stay on the track going that fast???
Wonder if this guy just got done smoking some meth, because that dude is amped up and nuts!!!
This takes playing Frisbee to a whole new level. Epic!!!