When speeding cars hit Chuck Norris Junior, they bounce off him.
If either of them hit a pebble they are dead...Don't blink or you will miss them!
If he hits a small bump or hole he's dead!
Just get straight to the point.
Well this is one way to prevent your daughter from speeding.
He's not fooling anyone but at least he has swag!!!
This dude has a deathwish. He's selling this thing for a whopping $5,000 if you want it.
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.