When speeding cars hit Chuck Norris Junior, they bounce off him.
If he hits a small bump or hole he's dead!
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.
Well this is one way to prevent your daughter from speeding.
Don't blink or you might miss it.
He's not fooling anyone but at least he has swag!!!
You might figure it out and you might not. Wait for it...
This chick has to be the fastest reader in the world. How does she do this with out getting tongue tied???
Damn that was super fast. Now do a beer!