This kid's rhymes roll off his tongue with incredible speed.
Cardboard boxes wont help if the driver runs you over.
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.
How the hell do all those cars stay on the track going that fast???
This guy is nuts for standing there while a jet makes an ultra low fly over.
A fisherman wasn't holding on tight enough and goes overboard after hitting a wave.
Basically starting the game 0-1.
This gas powered remote controlled car tops out at 204 mph!
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
A pissed off dad was sick and tired of these guys speeding through his neighborhood so he took matters into his own hands.