Just get straight to the point.
He's not fooling anyone but at least he has swag!!!
This dude has a deathwish. He's selling this thing for a whopping $5,000 if...
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.
How the hell do all those cars stay on the track going that fast???
This takes playing Frisbee to a whole new level. Epic!!!
You don't need water to go tubing, wake boarding, skiing. Any desert will...
You can really get moving when you rollerblade down a mine shaft.