The captain don't give a f*ck!
How the hell does he even keep straight on that thing. Don't blink or you might miss him.
Next time make sure you have a fire extinguisher on board!
This guy is a speed demon on the piano. Faster, Faster, Faster!!!
It's incredible the amount of a logs this barge can hold and dump.
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
You might figure it out and you might not. Wait for it...
She keeps slowing down which is messing up his ride. He eventually goes balls out into her. Oh sh*t!
Saving lives like a boss. The Life Boat drops from 130 feet!
How do you not realize land is dead ahead? Driving blindfolded???