What if you added special effects to a player every time he scored a goal...
Be careful playing a game with that old man referee because you might feel something where it shouldn't be.
I can assure you he felt like a failure that day.
Wake up....Boom, Headshot!
Wind.....it's a motherf**cker!
Nice move...next time use it on the opposite side of the field.
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.
Exercise balls are for wimps, giant soccer balls work better.
You don't see this happen too often.