I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking roof.

He ran out of coke so resorted to snakes.

Hope you have a big appetite because I lost mine.

The snake is having his last meal.

These guys are bitten by an Anaconda.

A crimson-crested woodpecker battles an olive whipsnake on Perus Yarapa River. One presumes that the snake was stealing eggs or attacking chicks in the woodpeckers nest.

This might qualify as the worst or the best porn intro ever. You decide...