I wasn't aware that weed can paralyze you? LOL
With added paddle to rub it in.
Gringo doesn't seem to be in a very good mood but his owner does. Stoned?
When you can't see anything in front of you it's usually a good idea to slow down or pull over.
For when you don't have a lighter.
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
Check out Marlboro's new cigarette commercial. It's kinda WTF worthy.
It might be his first time smoking weed but it would appear that he's smoked crack in the past.