Who knew this was even a thing?
Can't even enjoy a couple slices of pizza without getting interrupted.
A bulldog tries to attack a mailman and fails.
It's safe to say she had one too many.
Dumbest criminal on the planet.
Mom doesn't think she's a good singer.
A Cowboys fan and a Chargers fan each get a bottle smashed over their head....
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0