Exactly why I don't go to water parks.

This is one huge ass water slide. Some kid screws up his back pretty good.

Now that's what I call moonwalking!

1,000 packs of Ramen Noodles and 7 hours of cooking to make this epic slip and slide.

Nice and dangerous trick to teach the kids...

It starts with a small little rock slide and turns into a monster slide that takes out the highway.

Nobody thought of building a landing?

Newly weaned harbor seal pups make use of my old windsurf board. I mounted a remote GoPro camera and these posers seemed to know exactly where to perform! It had rained that morning and the slip n' slide ensued. These condensed clips occurred over a period of about 30 minutes.

iShirt - slide to get in!

Well that didn't work out as planned.