His fat cat drops a tv on his head.
This bulldog loves watching The Family Guy on his favorite couch. Just get him a beer and he will be all set.
No way would you catch me sitting on that edge. It looks like it is ready to break.
Someone get this frog a fishing pole and a beer!
That is one penis you ladies do not want to sit on.
And not a single f*ck was given that day!