His fat cat drops a tv on his head.
The only thing you'll get out of this workout is a sore neck.
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
And not a single f*ck was given that day!
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.
Someone get this frog a fishing pole and a beer!
He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.