When aliens come they are going to eat the fatties first.
At least he got the better half.
Spitting in your food did not work out like he planned.
This sign is possessed by music.
Not sure what he was trying to prove but this dude got owned by the sign!
I Cheated On My Boyfriend and Gave Him an STD
If you have to hold a sign outside for work then you may as well add some nifty moves to catch peoples attention.
How about fixing the bell!