Honk if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet him.
If we get rid of the illegals who will make burritos?
If you see someone drowning, laugh out loud.
Why you shouldn't daydream and ride a bike at the same time.
Our Mommy Says If We Get 1 Million Likes
When aliens come they are going to eat the fatties first.
Trade You Air Conditioning For Your Sobriety
X-Wife and Mother N-Law In Barrels