Honk if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet him.
After all these years she still loves the D@%#!
If we get rid of the illegals who will make burritos?
He was in last place to begin with, now he's out of the race all together.
Why you shouldn't daydream and ride a bike at the same time.
When aliens come they are going to eat the fatties first.
If you see someone drowning, laugh out loud.