Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
Great way to keep the cops from breaking up your party.
This dude set his gamer tag to "Xbox Sign Out" so that every time someone says his name on the Xbox One they get signed out. Genius Troll
Need money for my wifes ransom.
At least he got the better half.
What would happen if you were out for a jog and you ran into a stop sign?
Hmm, what's going on at that salon?