Hmm, what's going on at that salon?
He should go play the lottery today!
This sign is possessed by music.
Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
Sounds like my kind of place.
Guess he doesn't want your spare change.
This dude rocks. At least he is honest!
His wife set up a huge sign in the front yard after she caught him cheating!
This is a good way to knock yourself out and break some ribs.