Need money for a gift for Britney Spears Sisters Baby..lol
Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
Please help him get a hair weave.
He will kick your ass with his dead legs
Obama aint the only one who wants change.
He has a large family and is still horny. Please spare some change.
If you have to hold a sign outside for work then you may as well add some nifty moves to catch peoples attention.