Im blind, can I feel your tits.
His wife set up a huge sign in the front yard after she caught him cheating!
This sign is possessed by music.
If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge.
Say goodbye to your face! Ouch!
Guess he doesn't want your spare change.
Im guessing this was gonna say no swimming.
If you have to hold a sign outside for work then you may as well add some nifty moves to catch peoples attention.