Spitting in your food did not work out like he planned.
hmm, What's been going on at this park at night?
Bum loungin in a trash can.
Its safe to say there wont be any snowmobiling here.
Thousands of Men Will Die From Stubbornness
Sounds like a deal to me!
Honk if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet him.
That is a pretty funny promotion.