Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
Absolutly no BJs allowed.
If we get rid of the illegals who will make burritos?
If you see someone drowning, laugh out loud.
If you have to hold a sign outside for work then you may as well add some nifty moves to catch peoples attention.
Im guessing this was gonna say no swimming.
LOL, Sorry for being a Twat.
Beware, you may lose a head.
His wife set up a huge sign in the front yard after she caught him cheating!
The force is not with you!