This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.
Helmets are good for other things too.
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
Look at those pearly whites!
This is not the head shot that you are probably expecting! FAIL
This kid takes a dropkick to the dead.
Unsuspecting victims think a mannequin's head has fallen off until they go to pick it up!
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0