Ever wonder why your packages show up beat and battered?
He much prefers the dark.
Guess who it is?! It's that pain in the ass kid who freaks out over everything. Dad grounded him and took away his internet so he flips out.
Mom doesn't think she's a good singer.
The dog was getting annoyed.
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.