That meteorite must have given the Russians super powers!
A guy with muscles and brains is a rare find.
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
He much prefers the dark.
He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.
The dog was getting annoyed.
Guess who it is?! It's that pain in the ass kid who freaks out over everything. Dad grounded him and took away his internet so he flips out.