Warning: There's some blood in this one. Wait for it...
The chubby kid was a hero that day.
Shoot, upgrade, conquer enemies, defeat bosses, acquire achievements, collect gems, all in an attempt to save yourself and your gun from the clutches of the evil Professor.
Here is a dubstep video remix of Justin Bieber being Shot and Killed on CSI the other night.
This lucky employee gets to shoot his boss with an AK-47!
This guy is back and must be the best batter in the world because now he's shooting down clay pigeons with a bat and ball.
It's like playing black ops in real life with a paintball sniper rifle. It's surprisingly accurate too.
Why didn't I think of this when I was a kid?!