Shit my pants

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "de...read more

9/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

16,150

Farting at Tiffanys

A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANYS. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO I...read more

12/10/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,815

Though it was gas!

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs sp...read more

11/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,446

3 dogs

There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my master...read more

11/5/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,763

My Dog Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time ...read more

10/1/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,547

Blind Carpenter

A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, "I am a blind carpenter and I need a...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,894

Bird Poops in Reporter's Mouth

A reporter is doing live coverage when he gets poop on the shoulder then in the mouth..lol

1/29/2011 12:00:00 AM

137,805

Bad Plumbing Problem

3/3/2009 12:00:00 AM

84,691

Safe Landing

A plane takes off from New Yorks Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain Spar...read more

8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,311

Definitely!

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "de...read more

8/9/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,764