But first...let me take a selfie.
Busted Taking Selfies Of Her Crotch
That's what happens when you stand too close to the tracks!
Selfie With a One Eared Kangaroo
Additional footage of Justin Bieber with a Brazilian prostitute has been leaked.
A Brazilian prostitute takes a selfie while Justin Bieber is sleeping with his hat in bed...
If anyone knows how to do a selfie it's this guy!