What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of semen.
What the hell is going on in Michigan?
This dude goes beast mode to catch a fish.
Watch out Rocky Balboa, this walrus is gunning for you!
That's why you don't stand next to the ocean when there's a giant storm pounding the coast.
XOMBIE - Chapter 1: The Dead Sea