Who do you think will win?

XOMBIE - Chapter 1: The Dead Sea

A baby sea lion ran out of gas after feeding in the ocean. He doesn't have enough energy to reach the rest of the sea lion pack.

So these two people raised a lion cub who they named Christian. Sadly he got to big for them to take care of so they released him into the wild. They were specifically told he would not remember them. This is what happens when they reunited...

A lioness tries her best to get at the onlooking baby. I'm pretty sure the lion would swallow him whole!

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallowed a lot of semen.