XOMBIE - Chapter 1: The Dead Sea
What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of semen.
If that was me I would of got the hell out of there immediately.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
I remember a guy that used to play with grizzly bears too, that didnt end well...
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
Thick glass is the only thing keeping this huge lion from swallowing that little girl whole!
He didn't last very long...
Giant cats are just like small house cats with huge teeth.