Local residents found a massive sea turtle digging on the beach.
Oh look a wave, wait that's a car. Get out of the way!
I bet there's a whole lot of sea sick people on that ship!
XOMBIE - Chapter 1: The Dead Sea
What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of semen.
If that was me I would of got the hell out of there immediately.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
I remember a guy that used to play with grizzly bears too, that didnt end well...
Not a single f*ck was given that day.