This news story includes a school employee, sex, a dead cow, jello, and 3...
The teacher shows him who's boss.
A girl doses off in class and wakes up like she's falling.
This kid chose the wrong dude to throw a spit ball at.
That was fricken awesome!
Meanwhile in South Africa...
The NFL record is 63 yards...
He shouldn't have any problems getting laid now.
Safety first right? Not in this classroom.
I can't believe that worked.