This news story includes a school employee, sex, a dead cow, jello, and 3...
This kid chose the wrong dude to throw a spit ball at.
The teacher shows him who's boss.
A girl doses off in class and wakes up like she's falling.
That was fricken awesome!
Bully picked a fight with the wrong girl.
Meanwhile in South Africa...
The NFL record is 63 yards...
He shouldn't have any problems getting laid now.
Safety first right? Not in this classroom.