The NFL record is 63 yards...
He shouldn't have any problems getting laid now.
Safety first right? Not in this classroom.
I can't believe that worked.
At homecoming this kid thought it would be a good idea to whip out a giant dildo while the girl he's walking with gets on her knees and praises him. The teachers were not impressed.
That guy has the patience of a Zen Master.
On the last leg of this race the comeback kid turns on his afterburners!!!
This is how riots are started.
This guy is trying to imitate Frank the Tank from Old School and go streaking through the quad. The only problem is that he doesn't realize there is a large glass pane in front of him.