Things NOT to say to a cop!

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t real...read more

8/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Humping Turtle Saying Wow!

This turtle is enjoying mating so much that he is saying WOW!

8/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Can you say Wedgie?

Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably cur...read more

3/22/2010 12:00:00 AM

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8 things youll never hear a man say...

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts are ju...read more

2/16/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Polar Bear Saying Hello

10/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Licence Plate says it all

4/10/2007 12:00:00 AM

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What a MAN is really saying

"IM GOING FISHIN."
Really means..."Im going to drink myself dangerously stupid and s...read more

3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. Ive smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, its cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why dont w...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say...

What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. ...read more

6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM

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