The pickup truck door came within inches of taking him out.
That meteorite must have given the Russians super powers!
She had no idea how close she was to becoming road kill.
This is how Russians collect shiners for ice fishing. No traps needed.
If there is one thing those damn Russians like it's their cold weather and their vodka!!!
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
Now I know what to do with all my old CD's.
This guy hit the bottle a little hard before moving a heavy freezer.
Now you see it, now you don't.