Sam Gordon is the best girl football player you ever seen. 2012 highlights. 35 scores, 232 carries, 1911 yards, 8.2 yards per carry, and 65 tackles! Oh yea, and she's a little kid!
The avalanche was a lot bigger then they anticipated!
She never got the memo that "Thou shall not steal".
I can't imagine the amount of work that went into building this unique Rube Goldberg machine.
Unless you want to come out to a missing car.
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
The only people more stupid then the guy running the wrong was are the idiots who tackled him. They would have gotten a safety...FAIL
Hey officer, I'm gonna move before you finish writing my ticket. Get outta my way...Enjoy jail idiot.