Nobody thought of building a landing?
Step 1: Get a bunch of idiots together. Step 2: Get lots of diet coke and mentos. Step 3: Trash the inside of your car. Step 4: Enter a car wash with the sunroof and windows wide open.
The forecast called for avalanches that day!
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
This persons roof was infested with hundreds of bats. Guano!
Wet suits add a lot more speed to your slide!
Now thats what I call a watch dog.
Kind of seems like a lot of work for not that much satisfaction. I dunno...